Yeah you, the one who thinks tattoos are ‘cool’-this article is for you. You may think it’s your prerogative to get a tattoo. You may think that the Constitution guarantees your right to get a tattoo. It doesn’t matter. You shouldn’t get a tattoo.

First of all, list on a piece of paper all the reasons why you want a tattoo. Then in a column next to why you want a tattoo, list all the reasons why you need a tattoo.